Monday, February 22, 2010

POV (One Year Anniversary Party) 2/25 in NYC!

PERSONAL ORGASM VIEW 2010
O/our One Year Anniversary Celebration!!!

Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 10:00pm - 4:00am

KARMA LOUNGE [Lower Level]
51 FIRST AVE [Between East 3rd & East 4th Streets]
F Train to 2nd Avenue

THIS WILL BE A NIGHT OF HARD HITTING & EROTIC FUN!

$6 cover ALL NIGHT
21+ with VALID STATE ID or PASSPORT required
FETISH WEAR PREFERRED!
GOTHIC, CREATIVE and SEXY ALL BLACK ATTIRE IS WELCOME AS WELL!!!

HOSTED BY: LADY ZOMBIE
Brought to you by: Babylon Entertainment

CUSTOM FANGS BY: ALI'S SAVAGE TRAITS
[Special POV price: $40 / single set (2 fangs)]

Spinning Darkwave, Industrial, Rock & More!!!
DJ DYZTORT
DJ 5WITCH.HITTER
DJ BRIAN C'ANT

WE NOW HAVE COAT CHECK AS WELL.

FOR THE P.O.V 2010 ANNIVERSARY, WE ARE INTRODUCING OUR BRAND NEW EROTIC DRINK "THE POV"!!!

OUR ESTEEMED DUNGEON MISTRESS: Miss LaMorta

Performances by: Aardvark the Clown & Barb Wire

Jexxx & MD will again feature the Sex Swing!
$1 to play
$2 private sessions

Fetish Equipment Provided by: Felix the Latex Slave

Video Production on site by: Frost Byte Productionz

RSVP on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=279783313373
RSVP on Fetlife: http://Fetlife.com/events/13677

W/we can't wait to see you and celebrate POV's one year anniversary!!! XOXOX!!!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

SUBSPACE - Friday 2/19 in NYC!

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Monday, February 15, 2010

A Meal, Some Wolves & Manhattan

At this point, most of us in “the lifestyle” comprehend what Valentine’s Day is based on originally, before it became something marketable, anyway. A day based on a Saint’s beheading for performing the rights of marriage to Roman soldiers. Lovely, isn’t it?

I think so… I think it’s a macabre holiday, and I enjoy that most people aren’t aware of it.

Although the whole “flowers and candy” thing is nice in its own right, I always loved something a bit unique. I can always count on Ali to make any day special. This past Valentine’s Day was no exception.

I got dressed Sunday afternoon with absolutely no clue as to what Ali had planned. In the years we have been together, I usually make the plans… so this was, to say the least, rather exciting and unusually mysterious, even for him.

Once out of the house, already feeling nice from a few glasses of the Italian strawberry liquor I’d gotten us the night before inside our systems, he lead the way to our first destination… True Blue Tattoo. He proceeded to procure a new ball for one of my earrings (the other had gone missing some time ago) from the artists working there that day. I found it very thoughtful of Ali to remember that I needed a replacement.

As you know, I’m a Leo, and Leos like to know what’s going on at all times. I couldn’t stop asking where we were going next, and the only reason I acquired this information was because my darling couldn’t remember how to get to the local theater. We haven’t gone to a movie in a while, so I was extremely pleased.

Ali purchased our tickets to The Wolfman, and we had drinks and a meal at Chili’s until the time our flick was due to start. Being a holiday, the theater house was packed, and we had to sit pretty close to the front. Let’s just say that at that distance from the screen, the gore and transformation sequences were exhilarating!

We went home to thaw out, since the evening was significantly colder than the afternoon, and I gave Ali his presents. A Wolfman figurine from Forbidden Planet and a hardcover of the graphic novel version of Guilty Pleasures, both of which he loved. Ali isn’t an easy one to shop for, since he requires nothing, but I like when I make the right choice for him!

He snuck a phone call in the bathroom for the address of our next stop… Sin Sin Lounge in Manhattan where SNOG was being held that evening. Everyone we knew there dispersed quickly for the Vampire Ball, and we ventured to St. Marks Place for a few more drinks at the Irish Pub before calling it a night.

All in all, it was a wonderful day, full of wonderful surprises. Thank you, Ali. I had a great time, and I love you dearly!

DISCLAIMER: This post has been edited to exclude all the amazing sex that was had! *wicked grin*

Monday, February 8, 2010

NIGHT of the QUEENS 2/11/10 NYC

NIGHT of the QUEENS
Fetish, BDSM, FemDomme Spectacular!!!

We’re back on THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11th at our favorite venue, KARMA LOUNGE!

9:30PM - 4AM
Karma Lounge [Downstairs]
51 First Avenue, b/t East 3rd and East 4th Streets, NYC

Hosted by: the magnificent Lady Zombie.

Brought to you by: Fetish Artist, Laurent LeBeau.

Opened to all Fetishes, the Gothic, Vampyres and other night creatures!

DJs, Play, shoe/foot fetish & more!

Snacks / appetizers offered ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

$10 cover to those in fetish / creative attire
$20 cover to those in all black, regular clothes

21+ with VALID state ID or US Passport to enter.

Come support us and have fun all night long!

Friday, February 5, 2010

PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS NEEDED ASAP (NYC)

PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS NEEDED ASAP (NYC)

Hello my sexxxy demons,

I need to schedule 3 – 5 amazing Production Assistants for an amazing ongoing film/TV project beginning immediately. This is currently a no pay gig, but will be admissible on resumes for those interested in the Film/TV Industry, as well as receiving production team credits.

REQUIREMENTS
1) Residing in the NYC area with ability to commute to the 5 boroughs
2) Knowledge on and passion towards the subcultures (Fetish / Goth / Vampyres / Werebeasts / Burlesque / Alternative Fashion, etc.)
3) Mandatory availability on the following dates (other dates to be announced ASAP): February 20th & 21st, February 27th)
4) Previous film crew and office experience a plus!
5) Your own computer (for correspondence, promos, etc.) to stay in the loop!

JOB DESCRIPTION
1) “Go For” capabilities
2) Updating social networking sites
3) Production Assistant during shoots
4) Work on “viral” promo
5) Spreading the word
6) Office duties

The selected individuals will work closely with Lady Zombie and the executive production team.

Please respond ASAP through my official website on the Contact page. The SUBJECT of your message should be “Production Assistant Application.” If you have a resume available, insert the text as well!!!

Thank you,

Lady Zombie
http://www.LadyZombie.com

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Haitian Relief Fundraiser Donations Distributed

Greetings to you all,

The funds accumulated at SUBSPACE this past Friday, January 15th, have been distributed amongst the following charity organizations:

American Red Cross
“Haitian Relief and Development”
http://www.redcross.org/

Doctors Without Borders (MSF)
“Emergency Relief Fund”
http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/

Salvation Army
“Earthquake Relief for Haiti”
http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/

Thanks to all of you caring, generous individuals in the underground community, we have helped to make a difference!

Specifically to those of you who made donations, I shall be emailing you the forms you signed at SUBSPACE this afternoon for your records.

ONGOING EFFORTS…

I shall continue accepting donations towards the relief efforts in Haiti at the two remaining scheduled events this month. Locate me during the events for more information on how you can help!

One Night Stand (The Post-Subspace Event) is January 21st, 2010 at the Pyramid in NYC (101 Avenue A) and shall be 18+ with ID, $5 cover.

SUBSPACE (the 2nd event this month) will be held on January 28, 2010 at Karma Lounge in NYC (51 First Avenue) and shall be 21+ with valid ID, no cover.

Thank you again for showing the world how much light there is within the darkness of the subcultures of New York City & the world!!!

SINcerely,

Lady Zombie
http://www.ladyzombie.com/
http://twitter.com/LadyZombie

Lady Zombie's Oath to the Subculture

To all my sexxxy demons, saints and sinners...

Today shall mark the beginning of my newest efforts to unite all the beautiful, decadent, myriad creatures of the modern subcultures.

I call upon you all: kinksters, vampyres, werebeasts, rockers, goths, supportive vanillas... We must stand together against oppression!

We are NOT the ugliness of the world. We are the beauty. We are freedom! We are what it means to live life to the fullest!

And we are SICK and TIRED of those who take it upon themselves to be our judge, jury and executioner. We shall NOT fade into the shadows.

We ARE the shadows. We ARE the breath of life. We ARE the subculture. And we are not going anywhere!!!

SINcerely,

Lady Zombie

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Haitian Relief Fundraiser @ Subspace Tomorrow Night!

Hi my darlings,

I can't help thinking that while we'll be enjoying ourselves in kinky decadence tomorrow night at SUBSPACE, the lives of hundreds of thousands of Haitian people have been destroyed by a devastating earthquake.

In response to this disaster, I will be organizing a collection/fundraiser at Subspace tomorrow night for the Haitian Relief Efforts. ANY AND ALL money that the Subspace patrons donate to this cause, I will personally distribute to the American Red Cross, Doctors Without Borders, Salvation Army and other organizations... specifically for the Haitian Relief Efforts at this time.

I take responsibility of collecting donations from Subspace patrons (no amount of money is insignificant - every little bit helps) and distributing these funds immediately the following day to the various organizations. Please share this information with your friends.

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW YOU CAN HELP:
http://www.haitirelieffund.org/index.html

Thanks for the consideration,

Lady Zombie

PS - SUBSPACE will be held @ 10PM on Friday, January 15 @ MARFA LOUNGE (101 East 2nd Street in NYC).

Monday, January 11, 2010

SUBSPACE - Friday, 1/15 in NYC!

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Season's Beatings GIVEAWAY on Fetlife!


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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Personal Orgasm View 6 "Evil Fairy Tale Ball" 12/17/09

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Babylon Entertainment Presents…

Personal OrgasmView VI
The Evil Fairy Tale Ball
An S&M Extravaganza


Hosted by: Lady Zombie
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When: Thursday, December 17, 2009 @ 10PM – 4AM

Where:Karma Lounge [Downstairs]
51 First Avenue [Between East 3rd and East 4th Streets]
New York City

Closest Train: F Train to 2nd Avenue

Entry Information:
$6 Cover All Night, 21+ to enter!!!
Valid ID is mandatory! [US Passport or DMV issued ID card/license]

Dress code:
FETISH or THEME attire preferred, Gothic attire welcome…
Well dressed in ALL BLACK is a minimum to enter!!!

Spinning the tunes you crave…
DJ Resurrector
DJ Grave of Death
DJ Arsenal

Esteemed Dungeon Mistress of the Evening:
Mistress LaMorta

Skin Pulling Performance by: Father Logan

Custom Fangs by: Ali’s Savage Traits
Special P.O.V. price… $40/set (2 fangs) - Single Sets Only!
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Fetish Equipment Provided by:
Felix the Latex Slave

Visuals by: Bane w/Adam When

Jexxx & M.D. Present:
The P.O.V. Sex Swing!
$1 to play! $2 for private session!
What happens on the sex swing, stays on the sex swing!

Celebrating the Birthdays of:
Bella XXX Angel
Knowledge Syn
Jexxx

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Monday, November 9, 2009

SUBSPACE - Friday, 11/20 in NYC!

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Disorder 11/5 at Don Hills in NYC!

Babylon Entertainment & DJ Tim No37 Present:

DISORDER
The Promotional Pukefest


When: THURSDAY, November 5, 2009
10PM - 4AM

Where: DON HILLS
511 Greenwich Street [Corner of Spring Street]
New York City

HOSTED BY: Lady Zombie

21+ with proper ID [ID will be scanned]!!!
Cover charge: $5 all night!!!
NO DRESS CODE [Rock/Goth attire is ALWAYS encouraged]!!!

LIVE PERFORMANCES BY THESE AMAZING BANDS:
Panzie
Vera Beren's Gothic Chamber Blues
All Up in Arms

SPINNING ALL NIGHT:
DJ Tim No37
DJ Gunnie
DJ Frost
DJ 5witch.Hitter

Directions to DON HILLS: http://www.donhills.com/pages/directions.htm

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RSVP online:
Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?oid=174874960123&view=user#/event.php?eid=174874960123
Going:
http://www.going.com/disorderpukefest
Myspace:
http://event.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=517421.01312

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Prejudice in the East Village

Prejudice in the East Village
Written By:
Lady Zombie
October 29th, 2009


The East Village of New York City, and more specifically the street Saint Marks Place, has been an icon of the underground world as far back as I can remember. Even as a little girl, I used to wander the area with my father and marvel at all of the fascinating stores and more so, the strange and beautiful people. I would later grow up to become a figure in their community, known as the Goth scene. Time changes everything, though, and now so many places that were familiar to us are no more.

Last night, it was my fiancé Ali’s birthday, and we headed towards Saint Marks Place and 3rd Avenue to stop by a bar called The Continental, where we had gone with a large group of my rather corporate coworkers only 6 days prior, and where we have visited dozens of times over the years, alone, together, and with plenty of our friends. The Continental is infamous as a rock and roll bar, incredible drink deals and a boisterous patronage. We were dressed as usual, in a lot of leather, and had our IDs out and ready. The next few minutes would prove to be degrading, infuriating and outrageous, to say the least.

The bouncer looked at my ID, and refused to look at Ali’s ID as well, stating, “You do not have a shirt on, so I can’t let you in.” Specifically, Ali was clad in leather pants, leather boots, a leather corset that stops directly underneath his pectorals, and a leather motorcycle jacket. Ali and I exchanged an inquisitive look, and he said to the bouncer, “I was wearing the exact same outfit in here last week, but I can zip up my jacket, it isn’t a problem.” You would think that would appease the bouncer, but he went on to say something that proved his personal prejudice towards us went beyond dress code.

“I know, and I wasn’t so sure I should let you in last week, either. Your look is too extreme for this place,” he declared, making a point to refuse eye contact with either of us. I laughed, utterly astonished, and told the man it was Ali’s birthday. Ali was still holding his ID out to the bouncer, who finalized his judgment by saying, “I am not looking at that, and you’re not getting in here tonight.”

That is accurately, word for word, what was said to us. I recall it vividly, because I have never before been so deeply upset by such a blatant display of injustice inflicted upon some I love dearly. How could this, the bar where Iggy Pop has been a patron, along with countless other famous rockers and those of the alternative society, refuse entry to us? We diplomatically walked away and went elsewhere.

So I ask you now, what has become of the East Village? What has become of Saint Marks Place? How can a rock and roll bar turn away the very people that helped make it what it is today? Prejudice in the East Village… I would have never thought it possible. Thus, I wanted to bring this to your attention, along with a quote from Mr. Franklin Thomas: "One day our descendants will think it incredible that we paid so much attention to things like the amount of melanin in our skin or the shape of our eyes or our gender instead of the unique identities of each of us as complex human beings."

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Judith Regan Show Appearance on 10/21 by Lady Zombie & Ali Fangsmith!!!

EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT

Ali Fangsmith & I will be appearing LIVE tomorrow on October 21, 2009 on the Sirius Radio broadcast of The Judith Regan Show during her Halloween Roundtable special.

We hope you will make a point to tune in and show your support!

WHEN: Wednesday, October 21, 2009 @ 11PM Est.

HOW TO LISTEN:
1. Have a Sirius XM subscription?
You can listen to the show on Sirius XM Stars, Sirius 102 and XM 155.
2. Don’t have a Sirius XM subscription?
You can sign up for a free week trial here: http://www.sirius.com/siriusinternetradio

We will be on the air sometime between 11PM & Midnight, so make sure you listen to the whole show and the other amazing guests such as: Dacre Stoker, Dennis Hoff , Elizabeth Miller, Timothy Haskell (Haunted House NYC “Vampires”), Joe Laycock and more!!!

WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE SHOW:
Visit the website: http://www.sirius.com/siriusxmstars

MORE ABOUT JUDITH REGAN, THE HOSTESS:
Judith Regan is the founder and CEO of REGAN, a division of HarperCollins Publishers. REGAN is a multimedia company engaged in the production and development of books, television, film, internet and radio content. Known for her innovative, bold, creative and risk-taking style, Regan has published hundreds of best-selling and award-winning authors, including Wally Lamb, Gregory Maguire, Michael Moore, General Tommy Franks, Dr. Barry Sears, Mario Puzo, Nicole Richie, Neil Strauss, Dita Von Teese, Catherine Crier, Ralph Nader, Jess Walter, Bernie Mac, Sean Hannity, Howard Stern, Eminem, Beyoncé, The Rock, Rachel Ashwell, Kelly Wearstler, and many others. The mother of two children, her television ventures have included hosting a talk show on the Fox News Channel and producing for A&E, VH1, CBS, Lifetime, and NBC.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Night of the Queens S&M Party - TONIGHT in NYC!

Babylon Intertainment & Laurent Lebeau present
the 3rd Edition of Laurent Lebeau's major event:

NIGHT OF THE QUEENS Fetish Play Party
"The Dark Debauchery"!!!


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PLEASE RSVP:
On FetLife - http://fetlife.com/events/7111
On FaceBook - http://www.facebook.com/ladyzombienyc#/event.php?eid=144399621607&ref=mf
On Going – http://www.going.com/NightoftheQueens3
On MySpace – http://event.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=515507.1174

Opened to all genders & fetishes:
Mistresses, Masters, subjects, Leather, PVC, Latex, Gothic, Vampire, naughty nurse, Kink of all kinds!!!

SPECIAL PROMOTION!!! ONLY $5 cover at the gate!

WHEN: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15th 2009 @ 9PM - 4AM

WHERE: The PYRAMID Club, 101 Avenue A
Manhattan, NYC.
[This is an 18+ venue… valid ID is required to enter]!

Featuring:
Lady Zombie our Hostess
Mistress Cyber
and their fabulous personalities... the NYC Fetish Scene!

DANCE and PLAY all night.
Snacks served all night.
DJ FROST will spin the tunes you CRAVE!

FETISH PLAY EQUIPMENT provided by: Felix the Latex Slave

Foot Fetish play possible with select Mistresses (consult us)!

DRESS CODE STRONGLY ENFORCED - at minimun, please be dress neat & clean in ALL BLACK!

Please contact Lady Zombie or Laurent Lebeau with any questions, and submit your RSVPs ASAP!!!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Goth Cruise 6 "Noir Noir"

Hello my sexxxy demons, friends & family,

Ali and I have returned from Goth Cruise 6 “Noir Noir!” It was an incredible experience… full of romance, decadence, traveling, alcohol, cuisine and so very much more! It was our first time out of the country; our first time on a cruise, our first time meeting the Goth Cruise group… and we really did love every second of it. As promised, I will now proceed to share as much of the experience with you as possible, without boring you too much, I hope! If you don’t want to read about some of our experiences, check out this slideshow or skip to the bottom for a link to the hundreds of beautiful, wicked photos that I have accumulated so far!

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We got on a Jet Blue airplane our of JFK airport in NYC on Sunday, September 27th at 10:30AM, and landed in Fort Lauderdale, Florida at about 1:30PM. The flight itself was awesome (thank you, Valium), and I pretty much spent the time writing in my journal and reading a new book I picked up at Borders before we boarded. Ali dozed off during the flight mostly. How he happily dealt with security stopping him constantly to wand him and search him because of all the metal on him and in his hair, I will never know!

Upon landing and getting our luggage from the carousel (which played music much like a merry-go-round… only in Florida, I swear), we hopped into a yellow cab and made our way to the Holiday Inn Express where we’d be staying for the night. We knew Serge, Karen and her hubby wouldn’t be arriving for another few hours, so after dumping our stuff off in the room, we did what any native New Yorker would do in this situation…. We hunted for the local liquor store!

I should mention that on the walk back from the liquor store (which sold cheese and meats and snacks… it was brilliant!) we got caught in a sun shower, so I had to pull off my flip flops and run on the steamy pavement back to the hotel. Once in our room, I hopped in the shower to clean off my feet, and they weren’t even dirty on the bottom! Had I done that in NYC, my feet would have been jet black and I’d probably have to go get booster shots from various medical doctors! Hah!

For the next several hours we binged on Tostitos, Creamy Spinach Dip and Malibu! On one trip outside to have a cigarette (no, you can’t smoke in Florida hotels either, for the most part), we finally bumped into Serge who was also on his way to the liquor store. Got to love the north eastern US mentality!

Sunday night was the pre-cruise dinner for the Goth Cruisers at a Pirate restaurant in the area. We were picked up by Ken and Nicole in their hearse (yes, their hearse… it was beautiful) and proceeded to the restaurant to meet some of the GC attendees in advance! Of course we drank too much, ate too much, made a ton of friends, and had incredible black out sex back at the hotel that evening (Too much information? I did say I’d recall everything!), still managed to wake up bright and early on Monday morning to check out of the hotel and hop in a cab with everyone to the ports where we would board The Enchantment of the Seas cruise ship!

Our first day on the cruise ship was wonderful! How big was it? I kept comparing it to the Empire State Building, except lying down on its side. Throughout the week, we never even saw the entire ship… there was just too much to do! We explored a bit on day 1, met all the Goth Cruisers at the meet & greet in the uppermost bar on the ship called The Viking Crown (where you could actually smoke inside, whoot!), had our first delicious meal in the dining room, and again, drank too much and had more black out sex (you will note this was a recurring theme with us during the vacation)!

Our second day on the ship, Tuesday September 29th, we docked in our first port of call, Key West, Florida. I am now a huge fan of the Keys! You’d be surprised what a macabre history that place has. The tour we chose was the Haunted House & Legends Tour, and we got to visit many places with heightened supernatural activity all over the Island, visited locations where strange occurrences were even happing to us and appearing in our photos! Joanne, the tour guide, was wonderful, and I have to remember to get some of those photos to her. Captain Tony’s bar was where she left us, and we got to wander the Island for several hours, shopping, drinking in the streets (just like Vegas!) and checking out some wicked fetish shops and “clothing optional” bars!

Tuesday was also our “Film Noir” themed dance, and the cruise formal dinner, so we decked out in our sexy 1930s getup, danced the afternoon away, and ate to our hearts content at dinner! The group photos were taken that evening as well.

Wednesday morning, September 30th, we docked in Cozumel, Mexico! The weather was gorgeous (yes, I mean hot as hell), and our excursion of choice was to go on a horseback riding trip past some Mayan ruins with a free beer bar at the end! Katerina Wylde, who had become our hang out companion at this point, was with us that day, too. Ali’s horse, and my horse “Rambo” just so happened to hate each other with a passion, so we couldn’t ride next to each other. We’re lucky we got them to pose for a photo with us! The tour bus took us back close to the port, and then we hopped in a car to meet Karen, Callie and a few others over at a bar called Carlos & Tony’s (I think that was the name).

This bar was completely wild! The margaritas were half my height tall and the waitresses would pour shots in your mouth, pinch your nipples and spank your butt while blowing whistles! We spent only about 45 minutes there, and let me tell you how trashed we were! I ate a jello shot off of poor Karen (I say poor Karen because I used more fangs than I should have, hehehe), too, and us girls got rather friendly in the heat of the moment. It was fun, don’t judge me!

We had to haul ass back to the port, because we didn’t want to miss the shop, and a terrible storm started (ten foot waves, etc.), and then I couldn’t find my Sea Pass card to get back on the ship! Ali and I were literally soaked to the bone, drunk, and I was panicking, which now is rather funny. It turns out that re-boarding the ship was also delayed because (this is on YouTube if you don’t believe me) our ship got hit by a Carnival cruise ship! The winds became so powerful that they slammed into us, blowing out their portholes and only causing our ship slight external damage. I wasn’t kidding when I joked to my mother about the chances of hitting an iceberg, I suppose.

We spent Thursday, October 1st, in Belize, Central America. The location isn’t so large, so the cruise ship had to drop anchor several miles offshore, and then we boarded a ferry that would take us to the mainland. Our trip for the day was to visit the rainforest where the huge Mayan ruins were located! After that, the plan was to have a unique Mayan lunch while watching a live band! Little did we know we’d be stuck on a bus with no air conditioner for two hours in heat that had to be well over 90 degrees. I’ll tell you right now, it was completely worth it to climb up into the sky atop the gorgeous ruins of temples that have been standing for thousands of years!

A holler monkey got so close to us during this excursion that I swear he was going to jump into Kat’s arms! We posed for me, too… smiling, stretching, and shaking his rather pale testicles at us. It was hilarious and so, so cute. The Mayan lunch did turn out being delicious, and it was there that Ali and I indulged in some delicious Belikin beer, and purchased some local cigarettes, too, which I must say I enjoyed thoroughly! The ride back was scalding hot, and most of us dozed off during the trip!

The first thing on our minds when we got back on the ship that day was a seriously long, cold, luxurious shower! We relaxed for a while and went to our open-bar cocktail hour in the Spotlight Lounge on the ship that evening prior to dinner. That was the beginning of another wonderful night with far too much drinking involved at Viking Crown! I did teach a few people how to dance, and DJ Franz kept yelling, “We’ve got Zombie on the dance floor!” in his heavy Caribbean accent! I also indulged in a little Goth Soup (definition: many Goths squeezed into a hot tub at night) until almost four AM and swam a few laps in the Solarium pools, while Ali slept back in our room.

The last full day on the ship was Friday, October 2nd, and we all slept late that day! Ali and I dragged ourselves upstairs for lunch at the Windjammer Café and trudged back to our room to dress for the last themed dance of the trip, “Future Noir.” Of course Ali and I decked ourselves out in armor, hair halls (Chris said to me, “Zombie, your hair is a celebration!”… It was so sweet, I’ll never forget it!), and shiny clothes for that one! This day went by far too quickly, and before we knew it, dinner had passed, we were all packed up, and having out last drinks of the night with the very friendly bartending staff that even balanced Martini’s on their heads for us!

It was sad to disembark back in Fort Lauderdale on Saturday, but alas, time was up. We spent the afternoon at an Irish Pub with Duckie and Autumn before heading back to the airport, though, and that was a lot of fun and a great way to end a truly remarkable vacation. When Ali and I landed in New York that evening, my mom and Tio Eddie were there to take us home. I realized that I had almost missed the cool New York air, the dirty looks and my insane cat, Jinx… almost. :)

All and all, it was a trip we’ll remember forever. “We’re on a boat motha-fuckas!” It was wonderful to meet so many incredible people on the cruise, in the other countries, and all the beautiful Goth Cruise freaks from around the USA and the world! See you guys in 2010!!!

To view photos from Ali & Lady Zombie’s incredible first Goth Cruise experience (if the embedded slideshow doesn't work), please click on the following link: http://share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=0AbOG7dq2ZN2TjA

Hugs, Kisses & Triple Sixes,

Lady Zombie
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